November 2010
- Lois: Oh, my little ducky, you look so adorable!
- Stewie: Oh, no, no! You see these holes? I got bit by a vampire! I'm a vampire duck. But I'm a modern vampire duck who hangs around with Anna Paquin and drives around in a black Mercedes!
- Brian: What is that?
- Stewie: It's "True Blood"
- Brian: Yeah, no one knows what that is.
- Stewie: Rich gay people do.